Monday, February 08, 2021

12 Great Album Covers / Art of the Album

This was fun: Michael Kauffman invited me to participate in Muse by Clio's "Art of the Album Series," in which I select a dozen favorite album covers. For the original piece, go here!
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When I agreed to participate in this series, I quickly realized how daunting it was going to be to limit myself to just a dozen covers. In order to help winnow the list, I decided to only use records that I actually own, leaving some covers that might’ve made the cut (eg, Elvis Presley’s eponymous debut) for others to highlight (not that there won’t be some crossover here). Additionally, my criteria here are completely subjective, meaning that some covers might not seem to some of you as being particularly striking from a design standpoint. But to me, with every one of these albums, the link between music and cover art is inextricable. 

The Sex Pistols, NEVER MIND THE BOLLOCKS, HERE’S THE SEX PISTOLS (Virgin / Warner Bros., 1977. Artist: Jamie Reid)

One of the most life-changing records of my life, this genre-defining slab of punk rock remains as fresh and incendiary as it did when I first heard it come out of my pal Kevin’s speakers over 40 years ago. And the graphically stark, mismatched text-only cover in fluorescent pink and green (as the American version was colored) was as much a reaction to slick, overdone album covers as the music was to the bloated nature of much of what comprised 1970s rock. Everything about this record, including the cover, is perfection. 



The Dave Brubeck Quartet, TIME OUT (Columbia Records, 1959. Art: S. Neil Fujita)

Let’s face it, from a design perspective, it’s hard to beat jazz LPs of the 1950s. There are hundreds of beautiful covers that utilize a deft mixture of photography, artwork, and typography. But this one is what instantly springs to mind when I think of that era, that sound, and that visual esthetic. This cover is everything that lies inside: Sophisticated, innovative, smart, elegant, playful.





R.E.M., RECKONING (I.R.S. Records, 1984. Art: Howard Finster with Michael Stipe)

R.E.M. lead singer, Michael Stipe gave Howard Finster a crude drawing of a snake and asked the folk / outside artist to paint over it for the cover of the Athens, GA band’s second full-length LP. The resultant imagery, a cover like graphic kudzu, greatly increased Finster’s audience (more people to whom he could preach!). I can still remember how much this cover just leapt out of the record racks when it was new, like a crazy street preacher speaking in tongues. Which, in this case, was a perfect match. 




Various Artists, A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS (Columbia Special Products, 1967. Artist unknown)

This department store compilation has been a perennial every December from as early as I can remember (and may well have been my first favorite album). The design is simple: A flat, red background with the 14 contributing musical artists depicted in circles stacked in a triangle with smaller green circles as ornaments and the record title in (Clarendon?) at the top to form a Christmas tree, with the “Produced exclusively for Grants by Columbia Special Products / STEREO” info serving as the trunk of the tree. This record might be more responsible for instilling a “less is more” design esthetic in me than any other piece of hard media in my wee formative years. Although, thankfully, I no longer cry when Jimmy Dean’s version of “Jingle Bells” ends. 

THE B-52’s (Warner Bros. Records, 1978. Artist: Tony Wright [as Sue Ab Surd])

The weekend after this prototypical new wave band appeared on Saturday Night Live, I begged my father to stop at Budget Disc-O-Tape in downtown Lancaster, PA to buy me their debut LP. An indulgent parent, he came home from work that Monday with the record, and when I pulled it out of the brown bag from the record store, the overly saturated photo, the flat colors, the bright yellow album cover seared into my brain as another visual complement to my burgeoning sense of proud alienation from the mainstream. Screw Boston (the band, not the city)! 



X, UNDER THE BIG BLACK SUN (Slash / Elektra, 1982. Artist: Alfred Harris)

One summer day shortly after my graduation from high school, some friends and I traveled the 90-minute drive to Philadelphia specifically to go record shopping. At one of the shops we hit that day (the specific location eludes me), I spotted this striking black and white cover, curiously wrapped in loose plastic wrap (like shrinkwrap that hadn’t gone under the gun). Somehow the Los Angeles art-punk band, X’s first two albums had eluded me, but this was one of those not uncommon scenarios where I knew I had to own the record just based on the cover(s, including the back). Bleak but romantic, equal parts poetry and anger, this record made me instantly fell in love with the band, who went on to become my second favorite of all time (First place goes to the Clash, who are curiously absent from this list, but only because London Calling is too easy a pick and I already mentioned its design inspiration in the introduction). But back to the cover, while it’s certainly great, whoever had the idea to use the loose shrinkwrap also contributed to the design that I found so eye-catching. 

Julie London, AROUND MIDNIGHT (Liberty Records, 1960. Designer unknown)

It’s here that I confess a decidedly un-woke, yet abiding affection for classic “cheesecake” album covers of the 1950s and ‘60s. I couldn’t not have one on this list, and while Paul Weston’s THE SWEET AND THE SWINGIN,’ Nelson Riddle’s SEA OF DREAMS, and Esquivel’s OTHER WORLDS OTHER SOUNDS are all framed on the wall in my entranceway, I have to give the nod to Julie London’s 1960 side of slinky seduction, AROUND MIDNIGHT. While London regularly trafficked in provocative covers, this one is the gold standard… literally. On the cover, Julie lies (no doubt uncomfortably) on her back, legs in the air, arms behind her head, just barely supported by a small pillow as she cranes her neck to look at the hapless romantic holding the record in his sweaty paws. Julie’s encircled by a clock’s roman numerals—embossed with gold ink, along with the pillow and the singer’s tight pants and high-heeled mules. She may not have been able to get enough air in that position to sing “You and the Night and the Music” but that album cover sure fit the tune. 

The Mono Men, SIN & TONIC (Estrus Records, 1994. Design: Art Chantry)

Speaking of a cocktail esthetic, nobody did the retro thing better than Art Chantry, the legendary Pacific Northwest designer whose work became synonymous with garage rock in the 1990s. Taking inspiration (sometimes liberally) from all aspects of vintage pop culture, Chantry paid attention to every detail of the records, posters, tee-shirts, and CDs he designed, and made better usage of type and than almost any artist in the past three decades. As computers began to take hold as the primary tool for designers, Chantry steadfastly clung to analog art techniques, matching the primal immediacy of bands like Bellingham, Washington’s Mono Men, one of my favorite bands of the era (don’t call them grunge). 

KISS, LOVE GUN (Casablanca Records, 1977. Artist: Ken Kelly / Designer: Dennis Woloch)

Prior to my punk rock epiphany in 1979, I was a member of the KISS Army. True story. I’m not ashamed. The combination of their pop-metal anthems and comic book sensibility was ripe for my adolescent picking. And, being keen marketers (as we now all know), they paid as much attention to their album packaging as the music inside (maybe more). 1977’s double-entendrefest, LOVE GUN featured a Ken Kelly-painted cover in which Conan the Barbarian would’ve felt right at home. Inside, the band’s logo was approximated by blood on a green marble background on the inner sleeve, and a cardboard, fold-out pop gun bonus took the album’s name way more literally than anyone else did. And it all works. 

Frank Sinatra, SEPTEMBER OF MY YEARS (Reprise Records, 1965. Artist: G.R. Bartell / Art Direction: Ed Thrasher)

(also COME FLY WITH ME, NO ONE CARES, AT THE SANDS, SINGS FOR ONLY THE LONELY…)

Considering that this entire list could’ve been nothing but Frank Sinatra albums, you’ll forgive me mentioning a few runners-up. It’s no surprise that the man who first conceived the record album as a thematic piece would also have some fantastic covers that match the music. This achingly melancholic reflection on aging is perfectly adorned in a slightly impressionistic, blue-and-green-tinged painting of the singer seeming to lean out of the way of the full track listing in the upper left corner. The cover exudes a weary, reflective maturity that’s maybe less iconic than a lamppost and a tilted fedora, but is every bit as powerful. 

Built to Spill, PERFECT FROM NOW ON (Warner Bros. Records, 1997. Art and design: Tae Won Yu)

Photographer / guitarist / artist / designer, Tae Won Yu is an indie rock Renaissance Man, with a long list of credits, but his cover for Built to Spill’s 1997 masterwork, PERFECT FROM NOW ON is particularly inspired. Meandering but cohesive, enveloping all sides of the package, you can see something new in it every time you look (again, just like the music inside…. Except, you know, with the hearing instead of the looking. Heh.). I also have a personal connection to this record because it came out during my tenure as the East Coast Alternative Marketing Regional at WB, and was one of the defining records of that era, a time when artist development was still a priority, albeit beginning to head towards its sad but inevitable end. 

Jack Marshall, SOUNDSVILLE! (Capitol Records, 1959. Designer unknown)

Okay, I’ll be honest, I don’t love this record. It’s rather forgettable jazzy easy listening (augmented with whistling!) from the producer / songwriter / guitarist (perhaps best known for writing The Munsters theme). But that cover!! It’s everything I love about this era in record cover design in one simultaneously swanky and cheesy package. No explanation required, there’s no subtle subtext here, and you either dig it or you don’t (and if you don’t, you probably REALLY don’t). But even if this record were completely unlistenable (and it’s not), it would still earn a spot on my shelf. 



There are so many more covers that I love, and as with all subjective lists of best / favorite / most iconic whatevers, if I were to rewrite this next week, there might well be some swapped choices (like maybe Talking Heads’ MORE SONGS ABOUT BUILDINGS AND FOOD for The B-52’s? Cannonball Adderley’s THINGS ARE GETTING BETTER for TIME OUT?)… in fact, I spent way too much time debating the last two on the list with so many other runners-up yelling at me from my shelves. These are the things that never bother Spotify users. Sigh. 

Wednesday, December 09, 2020

The Lost Spire Christian Christmas Comic

One of my favorite aspects of Christmas pop culture is Archie Comics, specifically holiday-themed books of the 1950s, '60s, and '70s (anything past that, not so much). I also have a very different, more ironic affinity for cartoonist Al Hartley's unintentionally wacky Spire Christian Comics of the 1970s, which strangely included a whole stack of books starring Archie and the gang all proselytizing Jesus with huge, googly eyes as seemingly psychedelic starbursts exploded around them. Seriously. Weird shit. 

Hartley (1921-2003) also somehow managed to shoehorn some of his preachy stories into Archie's regular line. You'd be reading an issue of Archie's Pals 'n' Gals, and after a story about Big Ethel desperately trying to get Jughead to make out with her, there'd suddenly be a story about Betty lecturing Dilton that faith is more important than his scientific experiments! I guess that Archie (the company) either didn't care about mixing the secular with the sacred (Archie publisher John Goldwater was a religious man, although not a Christian) or maybe Hartley cut a deal with them to utilize overflow product that didn't make it into Spire's Archie line. 

There is one specific Archie comic from 1972 that really feels like the Spire Christian Comic that wasn't, and it's pretty easy to figure out why Spire took a pass. The anthology comic, Archie Giant Series Magazine #196 spotlights Sabrina's Christmas Magic, with stories and features mostly by Hartley, sledgehammering the Christian "reason for the season." Sabrina helps Santa Claus regain his faith (!!!!), Betty reminds the reader that Christmas is "not just a holiday --- it's a holy day!," Sabrina's aunts learn that God's power is greater than their own mystical abilities, Archie and the gang become animals in a parable about not living "by the spirit of the jungle," and Dilton (of all people!!) scolds humanity for asking too many questions. 

There are a few anomalies: The cover by Sabrina co-creator Dan DeCarlo could be interpreted as having religious meaning or not. In "Hot Dog with Relish" (also by Hartley), Sabrina turns Jughead's pet sheepdog into a long-haired hippie with whom Ethel falls in ill-fated (again!) love. "A Tree Named Obadiah" (by Frank Doyle and Stan Goldberg) is about a warlock-possessed Christmas tree. "The Spell of the Season" (also by Doyle and Goldberg) has Sabrina using her powers to make a group of bank robbers give all their stolen cash to poor people, who dance in the streets at their holiday windfall (hardly the message that Charlie Brown and the Grinch taught us!). And then, most bizarre of all, the whole issue is capped with a pin-up (by Hartley) in which Sabrina's accidentally denuded Mr. Weatherbee!

It's a schizophrenic bag, man, and I can't help but imagine that Hartley had mixed feelings about the end product. But I also have to imagine that the reason his proselytizing tales wound up in this mainstream comic is because of the title character: It's hard to picture Spire publishing a comic book in which the star was an active practitioner of witchcraft! 

AGSM 196 is not a great Archie Christmas comic (nor is the "official" Spire Archie Christmas book, 1973's Christmas with Archie). In my own subjective (and atheistic) opinion, it can't hold a candle to the less preachy stories by Frank Doyle and illustrated by Harry Lucey, Dan DeCarlo, and Bill Vigoda (to name a few) from the decades earlier. But it's one of those comics that I love having in my collection. 

Hartley's comics often had an oddly psychedelic vibe to them. 



Hippie Human Hot Dog. Weird.


Now that's what Christmas is all about, right?


Sabrina spends much of the comic in this sexy Xmas miniskirt






Christmas calisthenics. Or yoga. Whatever. 


Dilton ANGRILY reject the science he's studied all his life!


The weirdest end to a Christmas comic book ever.


Friday, December 04, 2020

Glows in the Dark

While way more commonplace than in decades past, adult toy collectors still face a certain stigma amongst the general public for a continued passion for things usually thought of as juvenile and best left in childhood. I live in a home that’s filled with geeky ephemera: thousands of comics and graphic novels, framed superhero and movie posters, shelves and boxes full of action figures, and more. But there’s one thing (actually, two) in my apartment that has drawn maybe more eye-rolls than even my display of hundreds of Superman toys: Two working black lights, one four-foot fluorescent tube hung in the hallway (“The Black Light Gallery,” as I call it) and a smaller one tucked away behind a speaker in the living room. Both of them are on more often than not, illuminating chosen aspects of my beloved collection of glow-in-the-dark and fluorescent toys and artwork. 

I’m not sure when exactly my phosphorescence phixation—er, fixation—began, but I think it may have been with Pro Arts’ Kryptonite Rocks. Released in 1977, packaged in a box with a redrawing of the classic Wayne Boring Superman pose from Superman #53, these were simply chunks of white quartz rock covered with green fluorescent paint. But they instantly became one of my favorite pieces of Superman merch. 


Around the same time, one of the neighbors, a married guy in his mid-20s, was starting to cast off the trappings of his youth, and selected teenage me as the lucky recipient of some of this stuff. One of the things he gave me was his four-foot black light fixture, which no doubt illuminated some fun times during his college days as an engineering student (he also gave me a big stack of early-1970s Playboy Magazines, but that’s another story!). I put the black light in the window sill in my bedroom where it served me well as the visual complement to my punk / new wave-fueled angst during high school. 


I painted my walls gray (much to the consternation of my mother) and covered the ceiling in glow-in-the-dark stars. I had a handful of black light posters, of course: The Marvel Third Eye Hela beauty (one of my most prized possessions to this day), A Christopher Lee Dracula poster from Dynamite Magazine, and a felt Capricorn poster, to name a few. I covered the windows in paper decorated with band and superhero logos hand-painted with fluorescent paint (I feel like I have to add that I abstained from one enhancement normal associated with this esthetic… I was not then—nor ever—a stoner. I got enough of a buzz just from the visual stimulation of this stuff [aurally abetted by the Psychedelic Furs, Lene Lovich, and Echo and the Bunnymen, to name a few]). 

Curiously, the black light did not follow me to college, nor to my early apartments as I became an adult. It wasn’t until I got divorced at the age of 30 and moved to Hoboken NJ with my friend Rob that I resurrected this particular aspect of my arrested adolescence. I bought a small 12” black light and hung it in the small, enclosed passageway between the living room and bedrooms in our little railroad apartment. CD shelves lined the three-foot space, onto which I also placed some glow-in-the-dark toys. I framed and hung the fluorescent box top from Topps’ 1979 Krypton Bubble Gum and strung the glow-in-the-dark pirate skeleton that was a Cap’n Crunch premium in 1978 from the ceiling. But it wasn’t until two apartments and a decade or so later (after another relationship ended) that I deep-dove back into this particular aspect of my adolescence, hanging a new four-foot fixture in the hallway, across from a gallery of fluorescent posters and artwork (Hela once again basking in the full-on glorious glow of the black light). 


But back to the toys: Aside from the ubiquitous skulls, skeletons, and super balls, there have been some instances of crossover between my comic book fandom and my affinity for glow-in-the-dark stuff: Kenner’s 1990 “Bio-Glow Swamp Thing” action figure (tying in with that awful animated series). A glowing Casper from a 1974 Cootie game (which lives in my guest bath). Two different figures of The Spectre (the 2000 DC Direct figure with him floating above the elongated cape is one of my favorite action figures ever). The 2007 Justice Lex Luthor figure is augmented with glowing capsules on his uniform. And, despite a deep antipathy towards Funko Pops, I couldn’t resist the Batman V. Superman glow-in-the-dark two-pack (even though they barely glow, darnit). 


Other pop culture favorites that have been immortalized in fluorescence include the Creature from the Black Lagoon (love that 1963 Marx statue), Nosferatu (ReAction, 2018), and Alien (the Xenomorph figure and six pack of facehugger eggs both from NECA). 


I once had a friend comment on an Instagram post of my black light gallery that she would “never understand” my affection for this stuff. Which is fine, as I always say, it’s all subjective. And honestly, unlike my passions for Peanuts, Superman, Alfred Hitchcock, and Frank Sinatra (on which I could write dissertations), I can’t fully explain what it is about all things glow-in-the-dark that I find so appealing. Sure, part of it is nostalgia, but that’s not enough to make me put all this stuff on open display. Maybe it’s connected to my affinity for the kind of comforting mood lighting that makes me one of those people who spends too much money on candles and has Christmas lights strung in various parts of the house year-round. Who knows. But, as with everything that people collect, the reasons don’t matter. I’ll happily suffer the derision of those who don’t get it because ultimately, all that matters is… I like it. And isn’t that was collecting is all about? 


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NOTE: This piece originally appeared on 13th Dimension as part of 2020's TOYHEM! series.










Sunday, November 29, 2020

PEANUTS POOC

The coincidence of Charles Schulz’ birthday falling on Thanksgiving 2020 is serendipitous as it reminds me that there are still things for which to be thankful in this most trying year. I’ve been thinking about Schulz a lot lately, as I just finished reading What Cartooning Really Is, Fantagraphics’ new collection of interviews with the late cartoonist, and fall and winter for me always incorporate seasonal Peanuts works, including comics, cartoons, and music. 

As part of my ongoing #POOC work (that’s Panels Out of Context, as seen here), I recently tackled some autumnal and winter-themed Peanuts panels, and discovered that as much fun as it is to redraw Charlie Brown and the gang on a nice summer day, it’s WAY more rewarding to put them in the setting of a chilly autumn early dusk, or (even better) a snowy, wintry day. When coloring panels that were originally black and white, I always use the classic animated specials, A Charlie Brown Christmas and It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown as a palette inspiration. Those incredible painted backgrounds created for the Lee Mendelson / Bill Melendez animated shows became as synonymous with Christmas and Halloween for me as Vince Guaraldi’s music and Charles Schulz’ own unique vision. 


I hope these pieces (which do incorporate the other seasons as well) are viewed as the affectionate homages they’re intended. Here's the legacy of Sparky Schulz, something about which I really need to write a lot more at some point. 


Note: The original version of this post appeared on 13th Dimension. 

Another note: Some of this artwork is available at my Etsy store, Tough Guy Goods. 
















based on a drawing done for DC Comics publisher, Carmine Infantino